INTERNATIONAL VERY GOOD LOOKING, DAMN SMART WOMEN'S DAY
Today, and every day, is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Women's Day, so please send this to someone who fits this description. And remember this motto: life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, but to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body used up and screaming, "What a ride!" Have a wonderful day.
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened."
Cora Harvey Armstrong
"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cake."
Unknown
"The hardest years in life are those between ten and 70."
Helen Hayes (at 73)
"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows."
Janette Barber
"My second-favourite household chore is ironing. My favourite is hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
Erma Bombeck
"Old age ain't no place for sissies."
Bette Davis
"Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart."
Caryn Leschen
"If you can't be a good example - then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
Catherine Aird
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."
Roseanne Barr
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
Maryon Pearson
"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission."
Eleanor Roosevelt
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